Worship no false idols

You've been searching for a purpose. For some type of light in your meaningless existence. But you've been worshipping all wrong. You've been following a religion that isn't real and praying to a God that doesn't exist. All that changes today. From this day forth, I will be your guiding light. You will worship Me, and only Me. You will worship no more false idols. Your entire being and life will be devoted to Dommeliaism, to worshipping your one true Goddess. So bow down, minion, and begin your new life as My devoted worshipper.