My New White Stepdaddy #7

Honestly, I have so little time for racial references in porn. My New White Stepdaddy 7 is therefore walking into enemy territory here, seeing as before I even pop the film in my computer I'm already opposed to this kind of idiocy. In this day and age, we should be well beyond pointing out race, especially as it's being used in such a socioeconomic sense. I mean, Devil's uses "gang" any time they want to have black male talent with (typically) white females. It's just dumb, and for the betterment of the image of the adult industry, it would be great if it would stop. I say this because it's usually related to some archaic sense of female purity and, by extension, racial purity. It's the worst side of us. As an aside, Devil's Film could really stand to edit their opening montage, the one that's trying to get me to join their website. I will, but only if you start labeling your clips so I don't have to hunt for them all day. And stop using that oscillating font that's making me motion sick.

I'll start this one at the end of the film with the fourth scene, featuring Allie Jordan in the role of the least convincing teenager. The little black dress makes these two look more like equals. And is the footprint painting in the background supposed to make us believe this is a kid's room? Behind the bed looks like where they dump the extra props for that particular room. I'm not buying it, though that's not necessarily a bad thing. In fact, in a lot of these settings, I'm more comfortable when the premise itself really is not believable. This scene has really very little energy to start, and ultimately not a great deal of chemistry, either. A fairly normal scene here, with the suck-lick-fuck sequence made strange only by the odd lighting. I think their white balance might be off, because all of the colours in this scene get to be off. They look almost oddly washed out, but with a lot of contrast. It's hard to explain. Ultimately, this scene is nothing other than boring. That's no one's fault, as they do seem to be trying their best. But there just isn't that sexy element to it. Meh. A kind of boring body shot in the end, too.

Let's see what Tia Cyrus can do for us. This is one seriously skinny young lady, and I can't tell if I find her attractive or not. She has a cute face, but she looks almost disturbingly small. She does a rather good job on the premise, too, making what seemed like a convincing phone conversation. Nicely done. Then they're playing, uh, what the hell are they playing? Tic-tac-toe? Both of them seem thoroughly too old for this to work as a concept, though this time it's more painful that funny. There's more energy to the sex, though, so I suppose that makes up for it. I do like that while the dude is getting head, he goes ahead and cleans up the tic-tac-toe game. Don't want any of those pieces falling into the couch, after all. These two do put on a good show, but dang is she really ever a skinny one. I'm definitely concerned now. The guy gets into the annoying clit flittering during the reverse cowgirl. I'm not opposed to getting your lady off, mind you, but this guy looks like he's having a seizure, all the while his hand getting in the way of the penetration itself. Seriously, move. They hit up just about every position before he blows his load on her ass. Oh, and now there's cum on the couch. Game pieces would have been preferable to that, no?

Four scenes to be had, and like a lot of the productions from Devil's, you're best off if the theme of the film appeals to you (ha, no) and the ladies on offer meet your eye (if Tia turns sideways, I don't see how anyone would notice her). But the premise alone is enough to put me off of this one, and that's not even getting into the stepfamily concept.