Miss Di's Shit hair mask

I'm in a nice bodysuit and shoes. Shat a good poop. I decided to make myself a nourishing hair mask from shit before the shower. I smeared my long hair with my shit. First I ran it over the top of my head and then I spread the shit out along the length. This is not all during the process, I was slightly hungry and decided to eat the remains of my shit on my fingers. I was licking my fingers in the shit. But then I decided that I need to moisturize not only my hair but also my face.