Shit sticks to my eyelashes when I puking

I'm going to prepare a nice mixture: a happy mixture of shit, puke and piss. So I'll start by pissing in a big bowl, then I'll make a magnificent turd for you, which I'll suck languorously... Then I'll eat bits of my shit to kick it into the big bowl! You like it, don't you? I finish by putting the rest in the bowl and mixing everything together. I then just pour myself this mixture little by little on the mouth, as well as on the body. I can't open my eyes anymore because shit sticks to my eyelashes! Once well covered with shit and very dirty, I will smash my anus in different positions (dildo and a little fisting) for your greatest pleasure, and mine.