Rush to Shit in the Woods: A Tale of Urgency and Unbridled Excrement

As I, Janet, rush to take a shit in the woods, my entire body is consumed by the urgency to release my bowels. Without hesitation, I remove my pants and begin to shit rapidly, with each log-like stool falling onto the dirt below. The smell is overwhelming as my shits are both stinky and liquid-like, with the sound of each plop loud and clear. As I finish, I display my shit-covered asshole and the magnificent pile of excrement I have produced.